Luigi’s Mansion 3: Captured the Director Ghost in Paranormal Productions

Aman says:

Morty: {French accent, crosses arms } I-I won’t do it! You’re just trying to scare us with zhese lies about 2 people we hardy even know and kind ones at zhat! Hey!
Hellen Gravely: {Confiscates Morty’s red megaphone from! Vanishes it to unknown location} Te lo dije! I told you to listen! Now, you’ve seen the 1st the warning! Morty stall them or you’ll never make movies ever again in your afterlife!
Morty: I-{sad sigh, glumly} O-Ouí Y-Yes…! { tears up as he phases out}
Dj phantasmagoria: MORT! (Leaves and glares)
Steward: BIG BRO!
Steward:  Thank you so much! {Bows} I-I hope you guys don’t mind if we start over impressions! Ha ha! Steward Stowbiz  at your service! {Shakes Luigi’s hand}  Younger brother of Morty Stowbiz!  He’s the greatest film maker that ever did live and still is! {to himself} I hope he’s doing alright though… I’m surprised he hasn’t full on k-kaiju from that shock!
Dr. Potter: Luigi and Daisy! To show forgiveness, here’s the button to 8F’ s Paranormal Productions! You might wanna help cheer up Mortward Stowbiz. Nice ol’ chap! Luckily and hopefully, I don’t think those decoys got to him. Since Hellen basically, scolded the poor guy and hid his megaphone for not wanting to do their bidding. He’s distraught without it.
Morty: {Sobbing in his director’s seat, immensely} UHHAHAHAHAWAAHAHA!!!
Steward: {Hugging his big bro and patting his back; trying to cheer him up} Oh c’mon! Bro! Cheer up! Stop crying! You making me and your crew sad! Forget what those meanies said towards you! You’re still the best! You can always get another megaphone… Oh I probably shouldn’t have said that! {Open an umbrella}
Morty: {Wails even harder; tear’s hits his small bro’s umbrella as a trapper staff member gets a bucket and dumps tears out into a floor drain } M-MY MEG-MEG-AGAPHONE! UHHAHAHA!!!! {Blows his nose with a tissue offered by a Hammer staff member, throws it away; melts/morphs into a bucket with him being the substance inside it} Merci Thanks, Stewy… small bro … Oh but it’s ze no use! I am how you say…? Washed out!
Steward: No, you’re not! S-Stop! { He and his brother’s cast and crew start willow-ing up {Become watery eyed as well; sniffle} T-T-They’re gonna pay for this! L-Luigi and D-Daisy will put an end to their sinister tomfoolery!
Morty: Zhe tragedy. Oooooh ho ho ho! Is zhis my end? Is zhis what I, Morty, director of zhe finest films, am destined for? How could I lose it…? I am a puny, worthless movie director… Zhat’s all… Even zhe sparkle from zhis beautiful button is now nothing but a dull hue… AHHHHH! My bright red megaphone! Where art thou?! I would give anything to be able to hold my dear, sweet megaphone again…
Morty: DON’T LOOK AT ME! I AM HOW YOU SAY, HIDEOUS!!! {Morphs into a poorly/crudely drawn version of himself with boiling lines} My art! Oh, how my art suffers! Do not slander the title “director” by applying it to moi me! Without my megaphone, I am unworthy of carrying such a name! {Turns into a sad clown; toots his horn glumly; turns into a painter with a blank canvas and no brushes nor paint; then into a chef without a blade to cut his food; morphs into a moping dog without trash to dig into/eat out of} What’s an artist without a brush huh? A chef without a knife? A dog without a bag of zrash?! {Shape-shifts to himself on paper getting stamped with the word, “REJECTED”!} Nothing! Without my megaphone, I’m nothing too! No… I’m less zhan nothing! { Turns to normal; covers face with both hands; sobs once more}
Steward: ! Luigi! Daisy! Oh t-t-thank g-g-g-goodness y-y-you’re h-here! M-M-Mean ol’ H-H-Hellen confiscated my big brother, Morty here. His bright, red, and shiny megaphone he has held dearly to him! Even in his living days, Mortward kept it like a lucky charm! And,… Now… It’s lost, thanks to her! I would help, but… {comforting his brother} You know
Steward: (hand clapped) OH GOOD LUCK!
Morty: {Gasps happily} HA-HA! MY MEGAPHONE! MERCI BEAUCOUP ZHANK YOU VERY MUCH! AHH~! HAHAHA-A {hugging it; pauses at Luigi and Daisy; Stars in eyes; literally! grabs them both} YOU deux 2! Wait a second! Hold it right zhere! I didn’t notice until now, but your face… You both have some nice features! And your builds… Not bad. Not bad at all!{ Picture perfect shots them}I see all zhe makings of a star! Ahhh. My creativity is shaking off all zhe dust and surging to life! AHA-OUÍ YES! I can see it now! {Puts both arms around the two and then Luigi} Green Plumber Ghost Hunter and his beloved Orange Princess Ghost Huntress save zhe city from a rampaging Ghost Kaiju! And it all ends with a kiss scene!
Steward: LET ME GUESS YOU NEVER PLANED ONE?
Steward: O O OH I I HOPE SO!
Morty: {As a police officer} HOLD IT! Where do YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING PUNK?!
Morty: {As a police officer} Oh-ha-oh no! Tsk! Tsk! I’m afraid I’ll need to write you up a warrant for attempting weaseling out of acting! Presuming, one with romance! {Shoves the pink slip into his face}
Another Morty : { As Sigmund Freud} {Yanks Luigi as he lays him onto a chaise longue(long chair} Now, tell whatz is the bane in your mind right now?
Yet Another Morty: {As a doctor} Hmm… Let’s see what’s the root of your troubles, Mossy! Say AAH!
Yet Another Morty: You’re as healthy as a ripe and juicy Granny Smith apple, my friend! Now time to check the ‘ol ticker! { Places a stethoscope onto his chest} Cough please!
Yet Another Morty: {Gasps} Oh! WHAT’S THIS?! WELL-HA-WELL! {X-Rays Luigi} Fairies in stomach?! And, WHOA NELLY!!! {Hears and witness Luigi’s heart beating out of his chest!} Heart, the size of a Thwomp! Thumping in and out chest?! According to my diagnosis,… You have an EXTREME CASE of… LOVE SICKNESS!!! {Sing-song} And I don’t believe, it’s not just stage fright~! You’re CRAZY MAD ABOUT THAT BOISTEROUS ROYAL WOMAN, AREN’T YA, LUIGI? {Nudges him}
Morty: {Snaps his decoys away; Speaking causally back to his French accent; places a patting arm around him} HA-HEY! Now’s zhe your moment to shine! Really prove you care about ze her a lot, than just helping each other out! C’mon! since I can see you’re facing fears of us ghosts, why not with zell her how you really feel by showing it more! I ze bet your brother Mario would be ze proud of you! Whatdoya, say copain, my friend? I’m not only just making zhese movies for everygeist/one to enjoy! Zhis one in particular I want DJ Phantasmagoria to see~! OH-HA-OH~! { Smitten gestures in thought}
Luigi: DJ Phantasmagoria {Smiles at him; Finds his crush on her to be adorable}
Morty: DJ Gloria Phantasmagloria hardcore resides on 14F, zhe Dance Hall of zhe hotel. She’s a GREAT musician next to Amadeus! Also, an OUTSTANDING remixer! ‘Gloria is my muse ~! {Turns into multiple violins as heart-shaped notes fly out from the strings} A serenade of a zhoundsand violins~! She’s is sweet as a macaroon~! {Sighs; shows Luigi a remixed CD DJ PG made for Morty} PG has help me quite ze lot my with films~! She gave me a CD track to use for my films as a gift in which she composed and remixed for moi~! But enough is enough!
Morty: COME COME LETS START SHOOTING WHERE MY CREW PLACES EVERYONE ZAKE YOUR PLACES AND ACTION! GREAT GREAT KEEP IT KEEP IT UP EXCELLENT WORK YOU TWO MY GUTS TELLS ME ZHIS GOING TO BE A MASTERPIECE! NOW YOUR CHANE TO ACTIVATE STARDOM!
Morty: NOW ZHIS! OHHH ZHIS IS ART! CUE KISS SCENE!
Morty: AND CUT! HEY!
Morty: Here’s your Emmy as promised! { gives the 9F button to Daisy as she and Luigi clumsily catch it} Meanwhile, the others and I will help refine zhis… Mwah~! Magnifique Magnificent masterpiece you help create!
Shutter Starz {Goob Actor} : Oh here! { Gives Luigi the key to the Scare Scraper} Since, I overhead some evil ghosts have been wandering posing as you two.. Giving you this key to the Scare Scraper is the least I can do to help. Those vile ghosts are helping out Hellen and King Boo kicked out/captured some of my friends there. Either forcing them to join or turning them into paintings! Please save’em! It was a pleasure working with you! I do hope we cross paths once more with your family and friends when this is all over! Good luck! Can I get an autograph, please? {Scratches the back his head}
Steward: {covers mouth; muffled} O-O-OH NO! B-B-BIG B-B-BRO….! T-T-THE B-B-BASHER CAT!!!! GAHH!!! MORTY!!! NOT AGAIN!!! {Trying to pull his brother out from the projector}
Morty : ?! {Stops putting the film together} What? Polterki-WHOOOA-HA-HOO!!! STEWY! SMALL BRO! HELP EN MOI! { His tail sudden gets stuck in the rolling film tape! Electricity starts sparking around him as a blast of static sends his small brother Steward and Projecta splat flat towards the wall as they smear off it with their ectoplasmic trail}
(FLEE STACH BOOM!)
Steward: MORTY!
Morty: AAAA-RRHH ! { A shadow on the wall depicts him turning into a kaiju, turns into Mortizilla!} Mortizilla is ze more like it! { Looks at the live cam sees Booducer and Bashrazzi out of their Luigi and Daisy getup; causing triple trouble for the 4 heroes!; Places Steward on his head} RAWH! Come Stewy! Seems zhat zhose chaos lovers just exposed zhemselves to us and wish to play rough and edgy! Let’s help zhem out!
Morty: (Mortizilla): Ze be no zime to ze mingle with us ghost of zhe mosts here! I’m ze READY FOR BASHER(POLTER)KITTY COMBAT!!! Stewy? { Steward salutes his big bro!}
Steward: on it bro! (Turns the spotlight on for a mere second)
Morty: (Mortizilla) { Nabs PolterKitty by the tails; swings her into a tv! Feels woozy reverts to normal} Oooh…! {shakes head} Quickly! Everyone hold hands! We’re going technicolor!
Morty: Zhats because it is zhat movie! I made it! Not to ze mention we’re in zhe movie too! Now,… {as a blue version of darkwing duck) LETS GET DANGEROUS!
{ They chase after Polterkitty}
(SKEE THUD!)
Morty: WAIT! I got a notion to stop that pesky cat! {whispers as they huddle; turns into a mouse} Here c’mon and get ze little mousey zhat is moi~! {hides in a hole after luring her towards the group} NOW FELLAS! CREAM’HER!!!
{They pelt the phantom cat with creamed pies; annoyed she phases out from the tv set and phases down to 7F; The party of 5 emerge from the tv as they revert to normal}
Morty: Stewy and I will stay put here and clean the place up along with my stage crew! I’ll let you when zhe film is ready to view HA-HA!
Morty: Just returning Clem’s bucket to him. Poor guy! {morphs into a sheep hopping over a fence} Really needs his B-BAA-BAA-EAUTY rest! {Luigi, Booly & Peasely snicker and or guffaw at his comedy act; sparkles back to normal} I see you are heading towards zhe Scare Scraper… Well COUNT ME FOUR IN!!! HA-HA! I’ll help with whatever you trois, 3 need!  { Turns into a tour guide} Can you say TOURGUIDE MUCH? {Laughs heartily as the rest laugh along as well}
Morty: Well, I guess zhis means… {Morphs into the Skull Kid , levitating in a lax pose and catching an ocarina from Majora’s Mask} If there’s something that needs to stop, then try and stop it!
Morty: {Taps on megaphone} SQUAAAAWWWK!!! AAAAAAAAND,….ACTION! Now fellas!
Morty: LUIGI!!!!
Morty: {Grabs Luigi as he pops out from the rug’s “mouth” after rams the Speed Good upwards like the Burst move; Cools him off and shoves a heart gummy into his mouth; Awakens the fainted Luigi}
Morty: HA-HA-HA! GOOD ONE! {He and others laugh} Man, how I zee missed hearing your jokes
Morty: Sure, whatever you say~! Chump! {Pulls onto his mouth; makes a smile}
Morty: { Suddenly shows up with Peasley dressed like news reporters! Goes up to Boolosuss} Say! You must be the infamous Boolossus right? How does it feel right now to finally clobber that fleshie and puny geist?
Morty: Hello! We’ll explain and introduce ourselves later!
Morty: Ouí Yes! {Turns into a cowboy} Zhis will be quite a hoedown! Don’t worry, Ms. Peach! Luigi and Daisy will be plum fine and dandy under our watch! YEAHOO!
(Morty nabs Luigi and to safety)
Morty: {As an admiral; through his megaphone.} Stroke! Stroke!
Morty: {Filming Clem} CUT! Oh Nox3~! Zhis won’t do-ha-ool~! More peace! Less hostility! Clem they’re {as a cowboy} our fellow deputies, sheriff! Our compadres! Friends to hang around, sir!
 Morty: {Filming } Ah, odd love at its finest!
Morty: Take a look for yourself! {Morty morphs into a TV as Nikki poofs the screen with her magic; Footage shows the Boo and Basher combo as Luigi and Daisy being chased by Clem and wrecking things!}
Morty: Well, if zhats the case then, I’ll be back in my film lab retouching zhat film you 2 helped me make! Cya! {phases back up to 8F}
Morty: {as a doctor; checks Booly’s temperature by thermometer; His white eyes slink out from their sockets like a jack-in-box would spring out from its box once the handle had been cranked; places a smacked palm to his cheek; Astonished by how cold Booly  instead of having what is expected to be a fever, it’s hypothermia!} Génial Lunes! Great Moons! He’s a zurning into a how you say, ice cube! More specific and pun related, a Boo cube!
Ug, Steward, & Morty: {hand raise} We can relate!
Morty: Can zhe chatter! LET’S EAT!!!
Morty: { storyboarding a new movie concept; suddenly drops production as he eavesdrops outside his office; Hears mention of 14F Dance Hall/Floor; Perks up; love-stricken ;Immediately evacuates through the TV/film monitor and emerges from the main stage set camera} Did someone say 14 F ? Well zhen I’m game! {morphs into a Nintendo Game Cube}
Morty: And is your big sister ok, Monsieur Javelin?
Morty: {Gasps wide eye bulge; leans in awfully close towards Javelin’s face as he nabs the lanky red variant Rare Oozer geist, by both arms } DJ PG is in danger?!
Morty: {Low bellow as eyes gleam blinding white causing few lights to flicker and the wall record mixer to play a broken tune ony for a sec} WHERE ARE ZHEY?!
Morty: (Projectized; Mix-meister) Helloooo~! It’s me~! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE RECORD HIT YET! {Emits records from his scratcher of a mouth; wraps his electrical neon cables for hands around the 3 three havoc-seeking ghost as he electrifies them in comical fashion}
DJ Phantasmagloria: WHO IS THAT COMING ON MY DANCE FLOOR?
Morty: {babbles in French; Passionately love struck; Does a multi- head wild take revolving around the female DJ; Semi-melts; Sighs as he swoons  } Oh! It’s ze her! DJ Phantasmagloria~!
Luigi: Morty? You-a fine?
Morty: Better zhan fine, I’M HOW YOU SAY, SMITTEN!!! Padron en moi, pardon me for a sec! {Zips off}
Morty: Bonjour, Hellooo zhere Gloria~! { Starts to serenade  DJ Phantasmagloria with a snippet from the song known as “ By Your Side” by Tim Freitag (Klischée Remix // Electro Swing); swing/tango dances with her as he performs this}  
 Can you let it go? Zhe zhings you zhink you know?
 zake the zime to let it let it
Sink into zhe cold
(Phantasmagloria accidently drops her afro wig as it disperses!  Revealing her short mini dreadlocked hairdo; shown to feel ashamed; But Morty only strokes a blue hand on her red cheek; Indicating he doesn’t mind at all! Making her peppy as she takes off his beret, exposing his bald blue head; Both laugh}
Cause you’ve become zhe only
Savior of my lonely
Beating heart zhat wants you wants you Wants you
by my side
A distant silhouette, careless and resigned
zell me, you’ll be always by my side
 I can’t find myself, I can’t find myself zonight
So I’ll keep waiting for you, by your side
 By your side, oh my heart is burning for you”~!
Morty: {bowing} Zhank you! Zhank you! So I heard you were having issues your muse, my Muse?  We were happy enough to help you~! HA HA! Your remixes and music never cease to impress en moi, me DJ PG~! {coy brows at her in the eyes as she blushingly giggles}
DJ Phantasmagloria Hardcore: Mort! Heh-hee~! Mute it~! You’re making me blush red as a cheery~! Haha~! {both nuzzle for a second} Yo, Mortward! Can’t wait view that new blockbustertah y’all made starting our new VIPs here! And do me a solid,…. Don’t ever quit your passions for creating films, alright Projectah Man? MMM-MWAH!
 {SMMOOOCH!)
(She pulls him into a smooch; In a surreal/Slapstick way/ Bonkers style; Morty gets gravitated upwards in the middle of this}
Morty: YAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!!!{Morphs into a blue version the Gold Coin bursting fire extinguishers as he bounces/turbo jets around the Night Disco Club; Gold coins literally shoot out him like a rocket; Clumsy Pair collect them as it rains Gold coins!!! {guffaw} Talk about comedy gold am I right? PFT-BAH-HAHA!!!; Idyllic sighs as he also literally floats down like a feather in the DJ Ghost Gal’s arms}
Morty & Phantasmagloria: HUH?!
Morty: { from behind; inaudible; as a blue washer machine; Rhetorical} Did he zhough? PIT-TOOWEE! { Splutters out a ray of tidy clothes and soap scum like a laser at the fiend}
Morty:  { Through Megaphone} AAAAND…ACTION!!  LETHAL REBELLION… ZAAAAAKE…. ONE-UH!!
Shutter Starz( male Goob actor): {He, Twink Dazzler, a female Gem Goob Prop girl and Projecta Rollem  a female Trapper also a Prop girl; nod at one another and target the stage lights at the Lethal Goob horde and at the projector where, Booducer and Bashrazzi lurk blinding/exposing all; Shutter then finger whistles at Morty while Daisy Blightlights so does Luigi with the Strobulbs on loop as they wait for him to take the signal}
Morty: Showtime, baby! Ha-ha! {Claps himself up the upper right hand corner of the projector waves/circulates a glowing hand to a hand-drawn Dragon; Commanding it to aid him and his new friends for VIP guests at Last Resort}  Hey! Scaly~!  See zhose brittle crapes! FRY’EM!
Morty: {As a Firefighter} FIRE! { Foams the KB/HG minions with a fire extinguisher as they cough and whine; Zaps to normal}  Zake it away, Mossy and Petals~!
Morty: CUT! Very good! {claps}
Morty: Of course! I can already feel zhe static between us~! Heh-heh! { smooches her hand as he controls a disco ball} I’M LOADED!!!
DJ Phantasmgloria: {Blares up the music to MAX; the wattage shocks Morty as his Disco ball body glints onto Boosician and Bashmixer; Both ghost scream in blindness/aliment from the shocking lights} GET’EM
Morty: Uh, except maybe zhat massive projector screen blocking zhe entrance to zhe hallway?
All: ? { Morty morphs into a blinking lights arrow sign stating “ NO LIE! REAL DEAL BUB!” at the screen} !
Morty: {Ponders} Hmms… { morphs into Copy Flowers then into Double Cherries} Well, we could make like how you say,… Copy Flowers or  Double Cherries and split, non? 
Luigi & Steward: {Yell at him in fear/minor anger; Luigi on the left and Steward to his right} NO!
Morty: {turns to normal; picking both ears?} Geez! I was only zrying to be advantageous(helpful)! What’s wrong with zhat?
Morty: ! Oh! R-Right sorry fellas! Ha-hee-heh, um! {awkward cough}
Morty: {Acts as a Private Eye} I daresay! What be this then? Looks like a clue, mac!  {tugs on a power chord connecting to the record player and the windmill sticking out of the painting; Stares at Luigi and Gooigi} ! Block~!  { a ? Block pops up above his head; bonks it with his fist as it turns to a ! Block} Mossy! Gells!  Guys! Listen to zhis!
Morty: {though megaphone}  Wait….GOOooo! Roll Record! Spin Wheel!
Morty & Luigi:  AAAAAAH!!!{ scream and wild take Courage the Cowardly Dog style; Luigi jumps into Morty’s navy blue sweater arms whilst this happens } 
Morty: Hey now! I wouldn’t sell yourself short! Just look what you’ve been doing zhe past hour!
Morty: Luigi’s on par with zhat, Froth(spark/fizz/bubble)! {morphs into a golf player as he does a PAR}
Morty: NOT ON OUR WATCH!!! PLACES PEOPLE! LET’S GIVE ZHESE GEISTS WHAT ZHEY WANT FROM US PANJANDRUMS!
Morty: {ponders}…… ….. … {shapeshifts into a bluish Trevenant} Zzzzzzzhings sssssseeem bbbbbbbroooodish aaaaaand ddddddoooown rrrrrrrriggggght cccccrrrrreeeppy pppprreeessseeently~! But! { shimmers to normal}  What choice do we have Steward?  If it’s a trap { glimmers themselves in a crated cell}?  We’ll deal with it like normal! { Hand swerves the crated cell away} Si ce n’est pas if it’s not,… { morphs into a clown making a balloon frame and pulling out a balloon Mario which both pop as he reverts back to his usual self}  Zhen we’re fine! Piece of cake! HA-HA!  
Morty: { surge charges tazing film and his film camera in defense}
Morty: Stewy!
Morty: Was zhat?
Morty: As in “now” now?
Morty: {As a knight} YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHWOOOO! I’MMMM AFFFFFRRRRAAAID IIIITTT’SSS AAAA NOOO CCCCAAAN DDOOO-TTTHH LIL’BRO! Our copains buddies are in zrouble-th!!! What else is zhere-th?
Morty: {As a knight} See. He gets-th!
Morty: Something’s bugging you, Mossy?
Morty: Ouí! Yes! Zhat dude is a real how you say,… { turns into a Cuckoo Clock which lets himself out of it as a Cuckoo bird} CUCKOO! Cuckoo bird!
Morty: {As a Fisherman reeling in the rope} My hunch is, since zhis is an illusionary rip-off. Kooky King Basher Boo plans to zhwart you and nous us by creating cruel obstacles/enemies fueled by fear! Making them feel stronger than usual, non? {Whistle} Now Polter! {As a drill sergeant}  TACKLE ‘EM DOWN SOLIDER!
Morty: Steward!
Steward: Morty!
(They share an brotherly hug)
Morty: Oh copains friends…  I suggest we…. {on Megaphone with a red siren on his head}   FLEEE IF WE WANT TO LIVE-HA-IVE AND LIVE AGAIN!!!
Morty: {Warbling like an accordion while miming in dread} Keep it zogether Mortward! Your supposed to be zhe fearless one! 
Morty: {As a Baseball player; uses Gooigi as a baseball bat} Ooh~! Let’s see if can I be a super slugger~! Boy, I sure hope I get a direct hit with zhis one folks? {4th wall wink} ZHIS OUGHTTA  MAKE HIM BURN LIKE FLAMBE AND CIRCUIT THUNDER, BABY !  PLAY BALL! 
Morty: It’s a HOME RUN!!! { high fives Gooigi}
Morty: Exit,… STAGE RIGHT!!!{ Cannons himself and the boys out of the Evil Boo Sultan’s  Delusional Entropy}
Morty: Ugh! {rubbing his spine stretching it to soothe away agony}  Bonkers Basher duped us again!
Morty: PG! Muse! { hugs her} Oh we were so worried about you girls! { attempts smooch Phantasmagloria} MMMPGOHM?!
Morty: ! Whoops! Heh. Got carried away!
Morty and Dj phantasmagoria defends the 10 hero’s)
Morty: Only zhis zime, YOU and Chambrea are in charge! HA HA! { Sprinkles confetti}
Morty: Sorry habbit! {pinches his lil’bro’s cheek} Can’t help it! Both of you make a great pair!
Morty: !  Oh so sorry! { goes back in line}
Morty stowbiz: (crying) no moi! Do not leave! (Hugs Luigi) I will miss you!!!
Morty stowbiz: (sobbing as his little bro comforts him) b bye l Luigi!!!!
(The bus rode into the sunset)

The End