New Cars in The GTA Online Casino Update

The Diamond Casino & Resort update is now live and with it comes a ton of new content for players to acquire. Like other updates there are new vehicles for purchase. This list will show you the new cars in the GTA Online casino update.

Update: Added Progen Emerus (August 15th).

Progen Emerus

Image showing the Progen Emerus store page in GTAO.

Price: $2,750,000

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “There is a new word in pioneering automotive design, intuition. Taking your seat in an Emerus is not like getting into a car. It’s like discovering a new and perfectly natural extension to your own body, which just happens to be made of 600 angry horses. So, when it tears you mercilessly limb from limb, you’ll have no one but yourself to blame. .”

Truffade Thrax

Image showing the new Thrax car from the GTA Online casino update.

Price: $2,325,000

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “Forget unitary construction. Put your monaccuqye back in your pants. The rolling chassis is back, and it’s making sweet, naphtha-kerosene-drenched love to the hottest body in the world. Don’t worry if you don’t understand any of that, just take the corners hard and you feel the future. Trust us.”

Enus Paragon R

Image showing the Paragon R car from the new GTA Online casino update.

Price: $905,000

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “This is it. Wrap it up, folks. Thanks to Enus, humanity’s quest to design the perfect grand tourer is finally over. It took generations of privately educated stiff upper lips, all prepared to dig deep into bottomless wells of lazy entitlement-but credit where it’s due. The Brits cracked the code. This is the kind of self-assurance that can’t be earned, it can only be bought.”

Annis S80RR

Image showing the S80RR from the GTA Online Casino update.

Price: $2,575,000

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “The S80RR was designed to do two things. First, to be the predominant endurance racer of its era. Second, to make so few concessions to the physical comfort and psychological wellbeing of the driver that getting as far as the end of your driveway risks multiple organ failure, an irrecoverable nervous breakdown, and absolutely no regrets whatsoever.”

Obey 8F Drafter

Image showing the 8F Drafter from the casino update in GTA Online

Price: $718,000

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “What’s the difference between this and every other two-door, four-set, six-figure coupe on the market you ask? Well, dig down into the core stats and the answer is clear. More horses under the hood. More exhaust at the back. More road traffic fatalities, fewer convictions, and more angry bleats from teen environmentalists. The Drafter has it where it counts.”

Vysser Neo

Image showing the store page for the Vysser Neo.

Price: $1,875,000.

Retailer: Legendary Motorsports

Description: “Vysser are the kind of small, artisanal manufacturer who are prepared to think outside the box. The design blueprints for the New drew their inspiration from the aerodynamics of a diving falcon, the composure of a ballet dancer, the curve of a suggestively raised eyebrow, and the assertiveness of a cluster bomb. This is the kind of pedigree you need.”

Bravado Gauntlet Classic

Image showing the Bravado Gauntlet Classic.

Price: $615,000.

Retailer: Southern San Andreas Super Autos

Description: “In this world, there’s muscle, and then there’s muscle. Like, you technically have muscles. And then there’s that guy you went to school with. The one who posts Snapmatic selfies that look like someone spray-tanned a T-bone steak. Well, the Bravado Gauntlet just ate that guy, washed him down with a supercharged protein shake, and threw its arm round his mom at the drive-in. This is muscle. Anything else is just flab.”

Weeny Issi Sport

Image showing the Weeny Issi Sport in GTA Online.

Price: $897,000

Retailer: Southern San Andreas Super Autos

Description: “Underneath the hipster chic, you always suspect issi had a bad case of small car syndrom. Well, now the flat whites and ironic power pop ar out, and the roll cage, carbon fiber interior and turbo charged four-cylinder ar in. Just don’t mention its height.”

Vapid Caracara 4×4

Image of the Vapid Caracara 4x4 .

Price: $718,000

Retailer: Southern San Andreas Super Autos

Description: “This is technically a pickup truck, in the same way that a machete could technically be used in self-defense. And if you so much as mention its six-wheel machine-gun-totting big brother, the Caracara is going to defend itself all over your mangled corpse. You have been warned.”

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