Category: Movies

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This Holiday Season Both Genders Get Terrible Movies

It’s Christmas in Jul…June and the gift that we get is two terrible trailers selling movies with basically the exact same premise. Apparently reality is now in some sort of Freaky Friday-esque body switch comedy, as the once rough and tumble...

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The Greatest Show on Earth is Reaction Shots

The trailer for Huge Jacked-Man’s new flick The Greatest Showman is sub-par, on every level that one judge’s a trailer on. The most ridiculous thing is how the trailer basically just shows people’s faces as they are (presumably) reacting to...

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David Gordon Green Gets Stronger

Any time that I read about director David Gordon Green, it generally starts with how good of a director he used to be, and how far he has fallen, in regards to his more recent work in stoner comedies. David...

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Okja…I Barely Even Know Ya.

Here is trailer numero two for Bong Joon Ho’s new flick, and it is certainly a step down from the first trailer. This is just one of those what-critics-are-saying trailers, but tonally the trailer is also taking a more dramatic...

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Well Hello Goodbye Christopher Robin

There is truly nothing more uplifting than a good origin story, and Goodbye Christopher Robin seems to have it all. I am talking war. I am talking romance. I am talking Margot Robbie photographed oh so softly. I am talking Domhnall...

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Black Panther Teaser or: You’re a False Coogler…

So, here it is, Ryan Coogler’s follow up to his power house studio film debut Creed. Am I a bit disappointed, well, actually I would say that I am a lot disappointed. At only 31, Coogler is without a doubt one...

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Dr. M & the Women or: The 5,000 Ovaries Of Dr. M…

Annapurna Pictures has released a nothing teaser that is supposed to be wetting our cinematic appetites regarding some future film that they will be releasing. Literally a minute of Googling reveals that this is likely a bio-pic about the creation of...